Katie Maloney-Schwartz: Tequila & PTSD

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.5 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Katie is reality TV royalty and comes to hell to discuss her traumatic accident, how she really fell for Tom, her regrets being on Vanderpump Rules, and much more.

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0:00.0	So who's your celeb crush?
0:01.8	Oh, right now Tom and I have the same one.
0:06.0	It's so yeet from lost.
0:09.5	Oh yeah.
0:10.2	This morning we watched him snap a guy's neck with his feet and we both looked at each other like,
0:16.4	oh.
0:18.5	Like we both got a boner at the same time.
0:21.7	It was really sweet.
0:36.4	You guys, I'm so excited for this episode of Burning and Hell.
0:39.7	I'm like trying to be cool but I don't know if people know this about me but I'm like a psycho
0:43.9	vander pump stan.
0:45.2	Like I literally was pretending to ignore you but I'm like obsessed with you.
0:49.5	I have Katie Miloney Schwartz don't get it fucking twisted.
0:53.4	She's an icon.
0:54.4	She's a legend.
0:55.1	I think you should win an Emmy.
0:56.2	Like I cannot be more in love with you.
0:59.1	But we're gonna break her down in Burning and Hell.
1:01.6	Katie, welcome to the dark depths of hell.
1:04.0	Oh, I feel really cozy here.
1:07.1	You're a witch so I feel like, you know,
1:09.6	I love that you were normalizing witchhood on TV before it was like cool.
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