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Am I the Jerk?

Karen STEALS my Tablet while I'm Pooping but I CATCH HER with a TRACKING APP

Am I the Jerk?

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Relationships, Society & Culture

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen steals my tablet while I'm in the bathroom, and I catch her red handed

0:05.1

using a tracking device leading right to her purse. I work at a car dealership as a receptionist,

0:10.5

one of my duties being greeting customers when they enter. I am a professional artist on the side,

0:15.5

and I've been busy with some commissions lately, so since it's not busy at a car dealership,

0:20.0

I started working on my tablet. It's an older version, and I'm working on getting an upgrade,

0:24.7

but I currently can't afford to do so, so I live with it despite the battery life being really

0:29.1

short, and I have to basically keep it plugged in at all times. But it does the job.

0:33.2

During my lunch break, I was in the waiting room area, doing more work when a kid, a little girl

0:38.3

no older than four years old, came up and watched me work. This happens a lot when I draw in public,

0:43.7

and usually the kids just ask a lot of questions. But this little girl was very quiet and just looked

0:48.6

on in amazement, so I just let her be. Her mother, the entitled Crazy Karen in this story,

0:54.1

was nearby at a salesman's desk, working on purchasing a new car, which is a long and no doubt

0:59.1

boring process. The salesman working with her walked away, which at my dealership, they do

1:03.9

every so often to retrieve paperwork, talk to the sales, or finance managers, etc. She looks

1:08.8

over at me and her kid and asks, what are you looking at? Her kid points at the screen and says,

1:13.2

she's painting puppies! I was currently working on twitchy modes of a streamer's dog. I sort of

1:18.1

show my screen to the entitled Karen, and she then asks her kid if she wants to draw, which the girl

1:23.5

excitedly said yes. I expected this entitled Karen to pull out a paper in pencils, or at least

1:28.8

ask if I can get some for her too, but she just looked at me expectingly. When I realized she was

1:33.6

waiting for me to hand her my tablet, I said, oh, she can't use mine, but I can get her no patterns

1:38.6

and pens, but apparently that wasn't good enough. This entitled Karen's size and just says,

1:44.7

just let her draw a little bit. I'm almost done here anyway, which I knew for a fact wasn't true.

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