Karen REFUSES to get her Kid out of the POOL in a THUNDERSTORM... so we Intervene
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 5 June 2022
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen has to get escorted off of public pool property by the police after |
| 0:05.1 | she refuses to get her son out of the pool during a thunderstorm. |
| 0:09.2 | I worked as a lifeguard for many years back in high school, and in my first summer after |
| 0:13.4 | college, I usually loved it, but we would give the occasional Karen with her bratty kids |
| 0:17.8 | at the pool sometimes. |
| 0:19.2 | My favorite story happened this past summer. |
| 0:21.4 | That day was supposed to be a great day, it was stormy out, I was working a double with |
| 0:25.0 | my favorite manager and the other co-workers that I liked, and our supervisor brought |
| 0:28.8 | us Sonic during the thunder breaks. |
| 0:30.9 | It was all overall going really well, that is until this Karen and her kid came up. |
| 0:35.8 | During one of the thunder breaks, we were all sitting in the grand office finishing up |
| 0:39.4 | our food. |
| 0:40.4 | A little kid, probably four or five, came up to us and started demanding that we share |
| 0:44.6 | some of our tater tots with him. |
| 0:46.3 | It's a rule that lifeguards can't give patrons any of our personal food for safety reasons, |
| 0:51.2 | such as allergies, so we offered him some snacks from our snack bin that we use when a kid |
| 0:55.7 | gets tired or dehydrated. |
| 0:57.3 | He threw a fit because apparently goldfish were beneath him, and he screamed about how |
| 1:01.1 | unfair it was. |
| 1:02.3 | We told him to leave the guard area and said the snack offer was still on the table if |
| 1:06.4 | he wanted it. |
| 1:07.4 | The kid immediately ran out of our office to his mom, he's crying, snot bubbling and |
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