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Am I the Jerk?

Karen DEMANDS I give ALL of My Food to HER KID

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen demands that I share all of my cookies that were met from my friends with her daughter who literally is walking up right now to take it from me.

0:08.0

But instead of giving into this stupid Karen's demands, I decided to get some revenge by making this Karen look incredibly stupid in front of her kid,

0:15.1

teaching her a lesson that I don't think she will ever forget anytime soon.

0:18.7

Here's what happened.

0:19.5

So today was my first time visiting a crumble cookies, and I bought four huge cookies to try and share with my friends. On my way home, I decided to enjoy the cookie that I had gotten for myself. I was sitting at one of the picnic tables where my condo is, and of course, my neighbor's friend shows up out of nowhere, who is, by the way, the entitled parent of this story. And I know they're entitled because trust me, this is not the first time I've encountered her. So I'm looking at my phone and I'm eating my cookie, basically doing as many errands on my phone as I can. When suddenly, I hear this entitled parent open her mouth. Look at that, Olivia. There's three giant cookies in there. And at this point, the entitled mom is pointing to my box of cookies.

0:55.1

Why don't you go ahead and pick out one that you like? As we all know, it's very important to learn how to share with others. And this lady didn't share with you the last time we saw her. Maybe she's learned her lesson. Now, for a bit of backstory, the last time I encounter this woman, I had two candy canes because my blood sugar level was low and I was on my way to a doctor's appointment because I am type 1 diabetic.

1:13.2

I obviously did not give the child one of my candy canes because at the time, I needed it as a life-saving medicine. Anyways, I look up and this entitled mother is folding her arms and giving me the most smug look ever. Her kid then comes running up to grab a cookie out of my box, but I'm faster, and I immediately closed the cookie box. And when I did this, the little girl seemed really shocked. The mom then lets out the most obnoxious grunt. Oh, come on, you don't need all those cookies. You didn't even share with her the last time you saw her. I'm trying to teach her manners and sharing. We share when we have more than what we need. Well, I look at the little girl ignoring the mother, and I say to her, today I'm going to teach you another very important lesson. Can you please listen carefully? The cute little girl nods, and I say to her, listen, you should never take food from a stranger. You should only take food from people you know, because for all I know, there could be something

2:01.1

that you could be allergic to in these cookies. And that might make you very sick. And I don't want to give you something that might make you sick. I mean, you don't want that either, right? The little girl then nods her head, and I smile at her. I also say, another thing I learned in life is that sometimes we can't always get what we want. So you might want one of my cookies, but for all you know, I have other people that I'm going to be sharing them with.

2:21.0

And then they will be sad that they didn't get a cookie. We should always ask before taking things from someone else. I then tell her I'd be happy to share a piece of my candy with her if she asked me nicely the next time I see her. And if her mom can confirm that there's nothing in it that might make her have an allergic reaction. The little girl then smiles at me, says okay, and then thanks me. Well, after I did that, the look on the entitled mom's face was priceless. I think she probably would have slapped me upside the head. But I was using my wheelchair at the time because I had a flare up. So thankfully, that wouldn't have happened. And I don't know why, but it looks especially bad if you hit somebody using a wheelchair. Even more so if you do it in front of a large group of people, which there are plenty of people outside enjoying the nice weather today. I got enough satisfaction in not only teaching that kid lessons that she needs to learn, but then just by watching the entitled mother storm off and drag her daughter back into one of the other surrounding buildings. And yeah, I wasn't lying. I did get the cookies to share with my brother and friends. Perhaps if they had asked me nicely, I wouldn't have mind sharing the one giant cookie I had bought for myself. But both times I've encountered this entitled mom, she has just told her kid to take something from me without even asking. That poor kid is going to grow up on the wrong path if she thinks she can get away with that kind of stuff. However, if the kid does happen to ask me nicely the next time I see her, I will follow through all my promise. I usually do have low blood sugar candy to spare on me, and I'll give her one of my little bags of Skittles if she really asked for it. But I'm seriously so sick of crazy entitled parents, and I'm glad this woman doesn't live here. I don't want to have to encounter her more than every once in a while, because this lady is the opposite of Mary Poppins, as she is very unpleasant in practically every single way possible. Oh man, I can't imagine being in that scenario because I do not think I would handle

3:57.6

that well. Seriously, this entitled Karen walked up and was like, you're going to share with my kid whether you like it or not. And it's like, dude, I need this candy to live, not because I'm like giving it out for free. This is not Halloween. Are you kidding me right now? So personally, I think you handle this really well, much better than what I would have done, because this Karen was completely out of line.

4:14.5

If you like Am I the Jerk, because this Karen was completely out of line.

4:14.6

If you like Am I the Jerk, you're probably going to love Am I the Genius.

4:18.7

Check it out, link down below in the description.

4:21.4

Also, go to Ami the Jerk.com slash submit if you would like to submit your own stories.

4:26.8

An entitled Jerk doesn't let us stay at his Airbnb house, even though we booked it weeks in advance.

4:31.6

So I decided to get some petty revenge by not only getting a full refund and a free place to sleep,

4:36.6

but I also got this guy banned from the app altogether.

4:39.6

Here's what happened.

4:40.6

So in around 2019, I had a friend coming to visit for St. Patrick's Day.

4:44.6

Now, I'm Irish, but he's actually from Hong Kong.

4:46.6

Given that I'm local, I said I, but he's actually from Hong Kong. Given that I'm

4:47.8

local, I said I would take care of booking accommodations, etc. And when I went on, of course, as usual, everything was like half a grand. I mean, welcome to Dublin. And obviously, things were maxed out due to it being Patty's weekend. But I found one spot in Black Rock, which is in the city center, but it is only a few stops away from the Dublin area Rapid Transit.

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