My friend was attacked by their boyfriend after he was convinced that she was cheating on him.

So I decided to get even by quite literally canceling all of his classes for college and

screwing up his schedule in such a way that made it nearly impossible for him to sign up for any

other classes in a timely manner.

Here's how it went down.

So back in the before times when the internet was still a new thing with lots of potential,

I was enrolled in my junior college. A thing with lots of potential, I was enrolled

in my junior college. A little bit into the semester, I moved in with my girlfriend so we could both save on rent. I'll call my girlfriend Lucy for the purposes of this post. One night, Lucy says she invited a friend from one of her classes for a game night. And this sounded good to me. We invited a couple of other friends, and it was really a fun night. Surprisingly, it turned out that her friend, who we will call Sarah, was someone I knew from high school. We weren't close friends, but we knew each other and we got along fine. After that night, Sarah was invited over pretty frequently for dinner, game nights, or to watch a movie. She even brought her boyfriend over a couple of times, who we will call Jay, but he never quite fit in.

He would be quiet or standoffish and wouldn't really engage much, and just seemed like he never

really wanted to be there. It was clear no one really felt comfortable having him there,

but we invited him to be polite to Sarah. Fortunately, he only came over two or three times

and found an excuse to refuse every other time. A month or two after this

all started, Sarah called my girlfriend crying and asked if she could come over. And of course, we said

yes. Now, the story that was relayed was that Jay was getting very upset with Sarah for coming over

to our place so frequently. And then he accused her of cheating on him. She never clarified if he thought

that she was cheating with him,

Lucy, or both, but any option was ridiculous and never happened. But he confronted her and got

verbally aggressive with her, calling her all kinds of nasty names. At one point, she tried to walk

past him to leave, and he shoved her back. This caused her to trip over a coffee table, fall over,

and get a huge bruise on her butt and lower back. Now, Sarah swore up and down that he had never physically touched her before, and she believed that it was just an accident, but I was pissed off. I wanted revenge. You don't mess with my friends and you don't attack women. I wanted to beat the crap out of him, but while I am a very big guy, I've never been in a fight and I'm not a

violent person. But instead, a revenge plan was formed in my mind. At the time, I was working in

the administration building of the school as a student employee. As part of my job, I could access

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