An entitled Karen, attack me in the parking lot and steal what they thought was a brand new PlayStation 5 out of my trunk.

But unfortunately for them, in a weird twist of fate, what they stole was filled to the brim with coal,

as I had every intention of giving that as a gag gift. And I've honestly never felt better about getting back at somebody in my life.

Here's what happened. So to give context, every year me and my wife do a secret

Santa where we find a family in need or going through a tough financial situation during the

holidays and we spread some holiday joy by buying the whole family Christmas gifts and surprising

them with the gifts on Christmas Day. This year was a family that included a young boy that

was a straight A student that really wanted a PlayStation 5, which I was going to surprise him with on Christmas Day.

Another thing to note is that when I was gathering information on the family, I found out that they had a holiday tradition of doing gag gifts and pranks for Christmas, which was something I definitely was going to get in on.

So my plan was simple. In addition to the PlayStation 5, I was going to get in on. So my plan was simple.

In addition to the PlayStation 5, I was going to find a separate PlayStation 5 box and make that the gag gift by filling it with a bunch of charcoal and putting a note on it that said,

Sike, with a troll face on the note.

After weeks of asking around, I found a buddy who had an empty PlayStation 5 box and was

willing to give it to me.

So I graciously accepted it and filled the box up with the charcoal bag and the note

and put some extra filling in there to keep the charcoal from moving around.

And now all that was left was to try and secure the real PlayStation 5.

Now onto the meat of the story, I found a local game shop that had one PlayStation 5 left in stock, and I quickly went to go buy it. On my way out, I nearly collided with a rude, shrill lady, with her husband who nearly hit me with the door as they opened it, and pushed past me without even so much as an excuse me. I mean, these people were really rude, but I decided to brush it off. I went to my car and I placed

the new PlayStation 5 behind the driver's seat in my car. But before I left, I wanted to grab a gatorade that I kept in a cooler inside the trunk. As I was grabbing it, I saw the lady from earlier with her husband in tow, approaching me with a very brisk pace out of the corner of my eye. This entitled Karen said to me, hey, excuse me, sir.

Now me, cautiously turning head to face her and her husband, I say to her, um, can I help you? The husband says to us, are you the guy that bought the last PlayStation 5? Now me, silently cursing myself, I say to them, yes, that would be me. This entitled Karen looked at me and actually said, well, I need you to give me that PlayStation 5. We really need it. I responded by saying, I'm sorry, but the PS5 is a charity gift for a secret Santa that I'm doing. This Karen responded by saying, well, how about you be a secret Santa to our kids and give us the system?

I responded by saying, ma'am, I'm sorry, but I can't do that. But her husband said, dude, you can easily find another one at another store or a pawn shop nearby. But after a second, I say to them, so why don't you guys just do that? It was then that this entitled Karen freaked out on me. She started screaming, our time is important. We can't waste it running around town to find another one, I responded by saying, I'm sorry, but a lack of preparation on your part is not my problem. But before I could even finish, this entitled Karen cut me off. She said to me, oh, don't give me that BS. The husband then said to me, okay, listen, I have 200 bucks in my pocket, and that is yours if you just give me the PS5. I then told him that it cost me $400, and this Karen looked to me and said, for the love of God, just take the money. Now, before I could even finish by saying, sorry, that's not going to happen, the husband gave me a very unexpected shove. Mind you, I'm a bigger guy, but this caught me way off guard. The shove knocked me to the pavement and knocked my

glasses off my face. In the process of falling, I heard the husband say, grab the box,

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