Karaoke Proposal Turned NIGHTMARE - Public Proposal Gone Wrong & His Unwanted Morning Alarm Clock...
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest dilemmas—from karaoke proposals gone rogue to husbands who treat the morning ‘horn’ like a motivational alarm clock.
We get confessions about forgotten anniversaries, delusional 50/50 boyfriends, footballer–wife stereotypes, marathon horror stories, and the mystery of why some people can remember every Premier League fixture but not their own relationship milestones.
There’s talk of dressage injuries, baggy post-baby bellies, Footballers’ Wives nostalgia, slowgasms, and the eternal debate: is emptying the dishwasher twice a week really a contribution?
Expect chaotic honesty, big laughs, and a healthy dose of Crouch-style common sense.
00:00 – Intro
01:39 – The Karaoke Bar Proposal Nightmare
03:33 – Why Public Proposals Are a Risky Game
04:35 – Building Post-Baby Confidence for New Mums
06:35 – Life as a Footballer & WAG: The Realities vs TV
09:41 – Footballers’ Wives & Dream Team Deep Nostalgia
11:11 – Abbey’s Escape Tactic for Boring Conversations
11:57 – Husband With “Morning Energy”: Too Much Too Soon
14:15 – Marathon Horror Stories: Toenails, Chafing & Chaos
19:03 – Abbey Explains Skin-Tightening Treatments
20:05 – Forgotten Anniversaries & Football Fixtures
22:32 – The 50/50 Boyfriend Who Definitely Isn’t 50/50
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| 0:00.0 | First things first, change your bro. |
| 0:01.1 | Bob provider, you're getting ripped off. |
| 0:03.2 | 87 quid the month. |
| 0:05.0 | You know, ultimately I'll forget about it once I'll leave the tree. |
| 0:11.2 | I read an article the other day somewhere about the most controversial lines in Brookie. |
| 0:15.9 | Can you say, though? |
| 0:17.0 | I didn't read it. |
| 0:18.1 | They had the first. |
| 0:37.5 | Ask me anything. Hello and welcome to the therapy crouch. Ask Us Anything with me, Abby Clancy. And me, Peter Crouch. Hello, guys. An Ross. An Ross. You're right. Chey the one, Ross Ross. Scott hasn't getting called by my friends now. Really? |
| 0:38.0 | Yep. |
| 0:38.3 | Which is great. |
| 0:39.1 | Are you? |
| 0:39.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.0 | I've always wanted the nickname. |
| 0:50.6 | Things really catch on, don't know? This Scott thing's mad. Didn't you see... I did it. I've done it a couple of times. Told you? Yeah. You probably have done it for years but I haven't realised |
| 0:51.3 | I've pointed it out |
| 0:52.1 | I've done it a couple of times |
| 0:53.1 | There's no R in Scott |
| 0:54.7 | No but there is in Ross |
| 0:56.0 | Which I know I've done it for years, but I haven't realised. I've done it a couple of times. There's no R in Scott. |
| 0:55.2 | No, but there is in Ross. |
| 1:09.8 | Anyway, we're not going into this again. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense, but it happens. It's a phenomenal. Phenomenal. Academic is you. That's a terrible theory. What do you mean? It's not really. There's two letters at the end of it. |
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