Brexit Won’t Let Me See the Kids feat. Tom Kibasi

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Last time we had @IPPR’s Tom Kibasi (@TomKibasi) on the show, he correctly predicted a bunch of things regarding the politics behind Brexit. We needed to consult the oracle once more, and as such we reached out to Tom to come back on and reassure us about the future. Well, sort of. This week, hear Tom discuss the stat we’re in with Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Nate (@inthesedeserts). If you want to hear more Trashfuture episodes, you can sign up to our premium feed and get a bonus episode each week for just $5. Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *COMEDY KLAXON* On October 9, come see Smoke Comedy, Milo's new-material night at the Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA) in London! This next one features TF favourite Olga Koch as well as Radu Isac. The show starts at 8.00 pm and entry is £5 -- get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-radu-isac-and-olga-koch-tickets-74708544267 If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	So I'm pretty sure that Boris Johnson has been listening to Trash Future because that speech he just did at the UN in which he said the following quote,
0:10.3	In the future, voice connectivity will be in every room and almost every object.
0:15.1	Your mattress will monitor your nightmares and your fridge will beat for more cheese.
0:19.7	Oh, he's heard about the MIT media laugh
0:21.8	and the recording pillow. You may keep secrets from your friends, from your parents, your children,
0:29.0	your doctor, even your personal trainer, but it takes real effort to conceal your thoughts
0:32.9	from Google. AI, what will that mean? Help for robots washing and caring for an aging population?
0:38.7	Or pink-eye terminators sent back from the future to call the human race?
0:42.4	Hang on.
0:43.0	Pink-eye terminators.
0:44.6	Didn't they have red eyes?
0:46.0	Pink-eyed.
0:46.6	The terminators got a shit in its eye.
0:48.6	Yeah, the Terminators did a bare-ass fart on a pillow, and now they're all sick.
0:53.6	Damn. did a bare-ass fart on a pillow and now they're all sick. This seems like the slow process
0:55.9	towards Boris Johnson admitting he's being blackmailed over how much hentai he's been downloading.
1:04.5	And finally, of the final quotes I'm going to read from this, from this bizarre and rambling
1:09.9	speech, what will synthetic biology
1:12.3	stand for? Restoring our livers and our eyes with the miracle regeneration of tissues like some
1:17.3	fantastic hangover cure? Or will it bring terrifying, limelisk chickens to our tables?
1:24.2	Terrifying limbless chickens. Oh, he's talking about Jeremy Corbyn again.
1:29.3	That's what he's going for.
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