Hello, I'm a bachelor's delete that.

I'm all excited.

And I'm M Clarkson.

How are you?

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Full stop.

As I said to you before we started, I have like 20 bads.

Stunning.

Where do you want to start? I'm allergic to something

in my house, really badly allergic to something and we can't work out what it is. But I go home,

walk into my house and my eyes, like I'll share a picture for social media because it's really

shocking. Like my eyes puff up to the point that I can barely open them and I sneezed like 70 times in a row. Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze. Such attention-seeking behaviour, I get really stretched. Georgie does that. She's like, eight in a row. I'm like, you could have stopped it too. I hate myself for it. Dave does one sneeze and I'm like, get out. Get out. Not of the room of the house. Get out of the county. That's completely unreasonable. I hate when people sneeze around me. It's something very overstimulating about someone sneezing around me. This is completely unreasonable. No, it is so unreasonable. I was putting a sneeze cap on it. Like, I just feel like after a while, like, you've got it out. Like, whatever was in there is gone Like you don't, no one needs more than three. But I can't, we can't ban them. There are, there are, although if you need to stop one, say cabbage. It goes. So, you know, I've tried this and I've tried cow. You haven't tried hard enough because when I broke my jaw, the stakes were so fucking high. If I sneeze, I was standing that bad boy at any direction. It was like there was no sneezing allowed. Yeah. So I was like going to swallow them. Cabbage, but I couldn't talk. Cabbage. But yeah. I think you've got to, well, you've got to try harder out. Coverage. I can't know, but it's, it's something so deep in my nose that like needs to come out. Honestly, I am so allergic to something and we just don't know what it is. And it's really stressing me out because I'm like, is it Dave? Okay. Unlikely. When did it start? What's changed? That's the thing. We can't work out. Nothing's changed. But you've just moved to house. So something's changed. Yeah, but that was a long, that was a long, few months ago. Okay. So it's a lot, we're talking days or weeks? Like a couple weeks. Interesting. I walk into the house and I'm off and I'm off, literally I'm off. My mom is like, you need an EpiPen, I'm scared, like this could get really bad. You painted a room. Maybe it's paint. Could be with a new floor.

They say, I don't think quite a lot

is changing in your house every day.

Please. really bad. You painted a room. Maybe it's paint. Maybe it's paint. Because it's a new floor.

They say, I don't think quite a lot is changing in your house every day. Please fuck check this everyone. But don't they say that every seven years you develop a new allergy or grow up an allergy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go evolutionarily. I might be allergic to Betty all of a sudden. I don't want to do this to you,

but I wasn't alerted to dogs when I was a kid

and I'm allergic to dogs now.

But, no, you haven't got a happy ending there. Okay. Excellent. I just am. I'm not allergic to boo her because she's got, she didn't molt. Yeah. I think this is a good fact. I think that we're not allergic to the dog's fur, animals' fur. I think we're allergic to saliva. I'm definitely just cat sliver. I'm so allergic to cats. I'm so allergic to hosers. Yeah, me too. And I just hate myself for it. Like, guys, I don't know if anyone knows this about it. Anyway, I'm deadly allergic to bees, like epipen, like wasps, speeds, that kind of thing. I got an EpiPen because it's really not great. Do you know how embarrassing? Like, anyway, I'm deadly alleged to bees, like EpiPen, like, wasps, beads, that kind of thing.

I got an EpiPen because it's really not great. Do you know how embarrassing? Like, how embarrassed I am for myself? Like, that I find that quite cool. Are you kidding? No. I, it's the biggest ick of my life that when a wasp appears, I have to go, like, why can't I just be chill and I'm like, I've got my life in my hands.

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