God Responds to Crisis in Israel
The God Pod
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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
God and Jesus respond to current crisis in Israel and Palestine the best way they know how.
Also discussed today:
What the hell is happening with the republicans in Congress? Should teachers be FIRED for having an OnlyFans account? Do Amish people use cell phones? How much better would your life be if religion had never existed? Finally, God reveals why he injured Aaron Rodgers.
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| 0:00.0 | This week, on The God Pod. |
| 0:02.4 | Yeah, they had their phones on vibrate, but that didn't stop the phones from plaring the alert. |
| 0:07.6 | Yeah, we all know, because my phone is on permanent silent. |
| 0:11.8 | Me too, Jesus. My phone, my prayer alerts permanent silent. |
| 0:17.6 | But you know, when it comes to people like Aaron Rogers, all bets are off, fucked up. |
| 0:25.2 | He doesn't like the intervene, but you push them too far. |
| 0:29.2 | You pushed me too damn far, Aaron. Don't just retire. Don't come back. |
| 0:36.7 | It's just you. Anderson Cooper isn't switching the lower thirds as he changes topics. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah. Anderson Cooper isn't switching cameras. |
| 0:45.6 | Anderson Cooper doesn't have to like download the file or export to YouTube and then download the file |
| 0:51.6 | and then cut up his entire show in Dobie Premiere Pro himself. |
| 0:55.5 | Anderson Cooper goes home and gets his dick sucked by a hot guy. |
| 1:12.0 | Welcome to The God Pod. |
| 1:14.6 | I'm God and this is my son, Jesus. |
| 1:17.4 | I am the wind. I'm the water. I'm sea. I am me. I am you. I am everywhere. I am Jesus. |
| 1:24.6 | Good morning, father. Wow. That was quite a spirited intro. Thank you. |
| 1:29.6 | We have a big show for you today. We're going to talk. I want to read you. |
| 1:33.6 | This weekend, Jesus, I studied how to get better at doing hooks. |
| 1:39.6 | Oh, for my YouTube videos and TikToks, you got to you got to hook people in the first three seconds. |
| 1:45.6 | Otherwise, they will leave. They will swipe up and move along with their day. |
| 1:50.6 | Yeah. So while the rest of the world was being destroyed, God was working on his viral hook strategy. |
| 1:56.6 | Oh, I shouldn't laugh actually. Well, you know what? |
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