Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your neighbor.

Good.

In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.

You've got the neighbor half app and us.

Burn.

And Jod.

From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell.

We'll cover it all.

And meet new neighbors as well.

We'll chat about any posts you're missing.

So just tune in to The Neighborhood Listen.

Welcome back to The Neighborhood Listen.

This is the podcast that looks at the neighborhood of Dignity Falls to the eyes of its many residents,

two of whom are seated right across from each other right this very second.

One of them is me.

My name is Burt Me a Payday.

I'm the pharmacist in chief here in Dignity Falls at the Dignity Falls Missy. Digny Falls is and maybe America's premier pharmacy. That's how strongly I feel about it. Wow. Okay. Yeah, you've been really saying that a couple times now that it is just the ultimate pharmacy. I'm sorry. Who are you? Oh, hi. I'm Joan Pedestrian.

I mean, you knew what.

That was a bit, right?

...