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The Commercial Break

Just Fyre TCB!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Episode#704: Bryan & Krissy recall a person claiming to be connected to Fyre Fest 2 trying to get some money from the show. Bryan wondered why ANYONE would consider attending this Sh*t Show part 2. Also, Mads on Love Is Blind is a man-eater, The Pitt has Bryan singing a new tune about medical dramas and "one time at band camp" Bryan didn't go to band camp. Watch episode #704 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Tina Tannin Tweed is happy to announce it's Grand Re-Reopening.

0:10.0

Tina Tannin Tweed is now reopened after we had to close after our last grand reopening.

0:17.0

That's right, Crab Applien's Northwest Butchuk County's only tanning, tweezing, and anal bleaching spot is back and better than ever.

0:25.5

With four state-of-the-art burn beds, you'll be redder than ever, making her wetter than ever.

0:31.4

The juice is loose.

0:33.7

T-T&T has the only beds anywhere in the world that turn the UV rays up to 11.

0:40.3

That's right, back by popular demand, and thanks to Doge Dregulations, our 1970s-era-tanning equipment

0:47.3

will give you more solar radiation in one session than most astronauts get standing outside their spaceship. Bake me a cake, Rocket Man.

0:57.0

And make sure to stop by the Tina Tweeding Tent, conveniently located steps from our outdoor

1:02.0

restroom facilities.

1:04.0

And Donde estes A Urbanyo.

1:06.0

You'll get a professional plucking, so you're ready for some...

1:10.0

Put a quarter in the swear jar.

1:12.6

This week and this week only when you order one lip waxing,

1:16.6

we'll throw in the other lips for free.

1:19.6

Barely legal.

1:21.6

Ladies, let's trim that basement beard and put out a fresh welcome mat

1:25.6

for that special hunk-a of spunk in your life.

1:28.3

Slip and slide.

1:30.3

We'll get up close and personal with our 5'1 Brazilian technique.

1:35.3

You'll leave feeling sexy, silky, and smooth, or your next visit is 10% off.

1:41.3

Plus, available now to all new crabapple customers,

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