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The Commercial Break

Hack Those Sticky Eyes!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Episode#703: Bryan & Krissy discuss a viral trend claiming to "hack" the bar pick-up scene by staring annoyingly at a potential mate until they submit to your will. Will it work? Of course not! Hacks are just bad ideas to get views or secret cleaning tips your grandma used years ago. Plus, Bryan finds out he could use some cleaning hacks after one of kids pukes all over his shower time. Watch episode #703 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And welcome back to WSHIT's Focus on Community, a follow-up on a story 22 years in the making.

0:13.0

Longtime Crab Apple residents will remember the short-lived but meaningful Russian exchange student program that tugged at the hearts and the souls of the citizens of this great township.

0:25.6

And some with a keen mind will recall the very first Russian exchange student,

0:31.6

42-year-old Roman Rachmanavoc.

0:34.6

Roman was just a rather fresh-faced middle-aged man studying opera at the local

0:41.0

community college of Grab Apple when he lost his chin, part of his tongue, and most of his nose

0:47.5

in a terrible massage-related accident at Tina Tanen-Twees. While Tina Tanen-in Tweed continues to deny culpability, Roman harbors no ill feelings and

0:59.9

made a triumphant return to the Crabapple Community Theater this afternoon to give

1:05.4

a rousing performance.

1:07.9

And with very little pun, Crabapple took this one on the chin. Here now,

1:13.9

Roman, with the Crabapple Community Volunteer Orchestra covering the Beatles, let it be. But I find myself in tribes of tribal, Mother Mary comes to me,

1:46.0

speaking quets of wisdom, let it be.

1:52.0

Until my arm and darkness,

1:56.0

He is standing right and follow me,

2:00.0

Speaking quets of wisdom,

2:02.6

Let it be,

2:05.6

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be,

2:13.6

wish of wisdom, let it be.

2:20.3

And when the night is cloudy,

2:23.3

there is still the light and shined on me,

2:27.3

shall until tomorrow, let it be here.

2:33.3

I wake up to the sound of music

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