Just A Boy and His Stories...
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, have you been feeling a little off your game lately? |
| 0:04.0 | Do you have a constant softy in your pants with no, get up and go? |
| 0:09.0 | Are all your friends getting laid while you watch MSNBC in your mom's basement? |
| 0:14.0 | Well, today is your lucky day. |
| 0:17.0 | We're about to change your life with four simple words. |
| 0:21.6 | Our force factor platinum! |
| 0:25.9 | Our force factor platinum is made with the most potent ingredients known to man, |
| 0:31.6 | including our top secret special nutrient, ginseng root, Colloidal Beat Mercury. |
| 0:38.3 | And now, for the first 10,000 callers only, we'll send you a set of two Hard Force Factor |
| 0:45.3 | Platinum milkshakes, plus a case of Y, Brian, 3,000X for 3999 plus 5999 shipping and handling. Don't believe me? Let's go to Tom in studio to hear more |
| 0:59.3 | about this incredible offer. If you don't buy this, if you do not buy this at $39.99, you're going to wake up in |
| 1:07.5 | the morning and not be able to buy it. It's $39.99. You're going to look in the mirror and you're going to wake up in the morning and not be able to buy it. It's $39.99. |
| 1:15.3 | You're going to look in the mirror and you know what you're going to see? |
| 1:16.7 | A loser. |
| 1:21.5 | You're going to see something that you don't ever want to see. |
| 1:24.1 | You're going to be a disappointment to yourself. |
| 1:28.2 | You're going to look in that mirror and you're going to go. What was I thinking? |
| 1:36.1 | All I had to do was pull the trigger. $39.99. What's wrong with me? Why am I a loser? Why am I worth nothing? Because you didn't buy this for $39.99. You buy this for $39.99? Guess what, folks? |
| 1:43.3 | You take the L away. You put a W there, baby. You're a winner, man. You're the real deal. You're picking up chicks. Let me tell you something. You buy this set of $39.99, baby. You're the cock of the walk, man. You walk into the bar, and you just find the hottest chick, and you go,, me. Guess what? She says, why would I go out with you? Because I bought the deal for $39.99. That's why. She says, can I go home with you? That's how simple it is. That's how it works. That's what this set brings to the table. Because you know what she sees? She sees a man who knows what he wants. She sees a man |
| 2:19.4 | who says, good deals don't get by me, baby. I move. I act. I act quick. I act now. Boom. |
| 2:26.9 | That's why you're hanging with chicks all night long. That's why you got guys like Michael |
| 2:32.0 | Jordan calling you wanting to hang out with you, baby, because you bought it for $39.99. |
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