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The Commercial Break

I Would Rather Not!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Episode#702: Bryan asks his new friend "Chatty PT" to review TCB and create a good ole fashion game of Would You Rather? GPT takes the job seriously and knows it's subject matter, calling Bryan angry and Krissy drunk! Plus, B&K try to decide who should be inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Watch episode #702 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And welcome back to WSHIT 615 on the studio clock.

0:07.0

Sad news for the Crab Apple township this morning.

0:10.0

Last night, WSHIT learned that Pastor Wayne Dobble will be taking a sabbatical

0:15.0

and traveling throughout the southeastern United States for the next couple of months,

0:19.0

looking for new sheep for his flock. Pastor Wayne, of course, local to the Crabapple area, grew up here, and started Crabapple's

0:25.6

only megachurch, the hard sword of the Lord.

0:28.6

Pastor Wayne is certainly loved by his congregation, and has done so much good for the community.

0:33.6

We're lucky enough to have Pastor Wayne on the phone right now.

0:36.6

Pastor Wayne,

0:38.6

I just got to ask the question that's on everyone's mind this morning. Why are you leaving

0:43.2

crab apple? So I pretty much fucked every hot chick that I wanted to in Pennsylvania, at least in

0:48.6

the South Hills area and the surrounding area, like towards the Mon Valley and up to like seven

0:53.6

seasons, whatever they call it,

0:55.8

cranberry township, fucking up by, you know, whatever they call it, seven hills, seven,

1:01.3

something, cranberry tea, get it?

1:04.0

It's pronounced crab apple.

1:05.8

I banged every check that I wanted to so far.

1:08.2

If there's some that I missed, please let me know.

1:10.8

Send me a picture.

1:12.6

Because I'm moving to Nashville, Tennessee next for about two weeks. So I'm going to tear it up there, too.

1:17.3

You know what I'm saying? They're already in the Daisy Dukies, I call them.

1:20.1

I think they call them Daisy Dukes.

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