The 700 Club!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Episode #700: It's a rare accomplishment that podcast makes it to 100 eps, let alone 500. But 700 episodes of TCB? Who would have imagined the most mediocre podcast in all the land would make it this far. TCB joins a very exclusive club of podcasters who are too delusional to let it go. Bryan & Krissy are living proof you can make by "falling upward"! We did it! 700 episodes!! TCB... Always looking for the next high! Coca leaves A breakup in Machu Picchu The evolution of TCB IYKYK -Love, Astrid Bryan rants… again. The 700 Club Watch episode #700 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And welcome back to WSHIT. It's 215 in the morning, and you're listening to the
0:12.8	holy shit it's early show. Your first source for news, when you wake up, or right before you go to bed.
0:19.6	All week, we'll be celebrating our 700th episode of this show,
0:23.8	and we couldn't be happier to have a very special message
0:26.8	from a very special listener indeed.
0:29.6	Michael Tito's vodka Schlauggenhouser,
0:32.0	the mayor of Crabapple,
0:33.7	had these kind words to say coming out of crabapple tavern.
0:37.5	I love you.
0:38.5	With everything I got, I'm sorry God, but I don't care about nothing.
0:44.3	I don't care about nothing, okay?
0:46.3	You're all I need in life.
0:48.3	You're all I need?
0:50.3	I promise you.
0:52.3	I don't need nothing else.
0:55.0	All this other shit is just for the birds, man.
0:58.0	It's me and you forever.
1:01.0	To death do its part, okay?
1:05.0	Ain't gonna turn it back now.
1:07.0	That ain't gonna respect us,
1:09.0	and they're gonna hate us. That's really the death, you hear me? Well, but he don't hate us.
1:13.8	That's really to death, you hear me?
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