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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday, the first Tuesday in May.

I'm your host, Turney Rivers, wearing my finest leggings to criticize all the high-fashioned

looks at last night's Met Gala.

And I'm joined by my barrel jean wearing sister, Jacqueline Follet, former editor of runway Paris. Jert Rivers. Jirt and turt rivers. Like, everyone's so afraid. I love that, like, fashion police these days is like, oh, I don't love her shoe. Yeah. Seven out of ten. Would have paired it with a different shoe.

Me.

Ugly dress. Ugly girl. Like I'm here to clock in. I'm here to say the things that people won't say, even though there wasn't anything like obscenely offensive. Yeah. I think the general tone is going to be like everyone look beautiful. The place looked great. The place looked great, actually. The carpet was beautiful.

Wedding InSpo,

like those lavender, like ceiling flower murals. It was really quite beautiful. I saw a tweet that

was like the carpet looked like a Jewish wedding at Chippriani. Yes. And it did in a beautiful way.

Meggela is our first story. We'll try and just contain it to that. And our biggest story. I'm actually like, I'm not being confined to the fast five today. You know, like I'm going to talk about the things that we need to talk about, whether that in total is five or 1,000. Mm-hmm. It is what it is. You just can't really put us in a box on the first Tuesday in May. And before we dive into like all the Tuesday responsibilities, I have a couple of things I just need to chat with you about, PFSC, if you will. Okay. The first is that I honestly can't believe it took me almost in gear of being a mom to finally pull my back out like floor play this morning. Oh my God, I was doing this dumb thing that I saw on TikTok.

I can't. Like, I know how it sounds. And I throw out my back. I'm in so much pain. I had to cancel. You know, I'm trying to do two week outs a week. And my first one, I feel like this might be the first week. I don't make the two. My back is killing me. I have three icy hats on my back. Like, seriously. He's young.

Floor play.

Only Tuesday.

Like I will be an absent mother my back. Like, seriously. The week is young. Floor play. It's only Tuesday.

Like, I will be an absent mother because I cannot do floorplay.

I just can't. Like, I can't get on the floor. And look, the one time I get on the floor, I throw out my back. Yeah. Yeah. That's okay. That's okay. Like I always sit in the rocking chair while like Ben does the floor play and I just watch, you know?

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