Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a parjolicious, Definitious weekend. Speaking of Parjoliciousness and Definitiousness, it's my girl. Definitely hard on the definitiousness, wouldn't you say? Do you think? I think so. I think so.

I feel like you bring the parjiliciousness. I bring the definitiousness. I personally am okay with that.

It's a beautiful blend. It is. Blended. Blended. But I did have a parjolicious, definition. Thank you for asking and wishing that upon me.

So did I. It was jam-packed.

Like seriously, I just went on a four-night run of going out. On Wednesday night, I had my Mahjong dinner party. Thursday night, I had my other dinner party. Friday, I hosted a dinner party,

LGBTQ plus Shabbat. And then Saturday night, I went to Polamar.

Like, when I tell you, this life is not for fucking me.

Like, I'm exhausted.

Yeah, I understand.

I went out for dinner Friday night and Saturday night.

And yeah, I can say I did it, you know?

I'm on hiatus. I got home from my dinner on Saturday at like midnight. Claudia, I tell you, I got home for my dinner on Saturday at like 11, 15, and the kids were still awake. I don't believe you. They waited for us to go. Oh, I love them. You can't even be mad. No, oh my God, not at all.

I was like so excited to come home and they're up.

Okay, let's go out of sleep. Yeah, of course that's my dream. That's my dream. Yeah, it's honestly like not that bad, but it's crazy. And that's like, that's why we don't go out. Correct. Well, not only did I do all of that. I did so many crazy things, including flat ironing my hair.

Like every day and then I just feel like, what if I just whipped out my flat iron?

It looks good.

Does it? Yeah. Your hair really can't look bad. That's very sweet. Thanks. Wow, I wasn't

expecting. I'm like blushing. Oh my God. I mean, I'd be happy to like give you an insult with that as well. No, no, no, no. Just leave it there. Set it down. Say less, bestie. Set it down. I thought I had my hair and then I also brought Rubin to meet Mark Schoenwether yesterday. Like the two hadn't met yet. Oh my God. Maybe more iconic duo. And let me tell you something about babies. Like they really, they bring out just like this energy in people. Like obviously, Mark, it's an older gentleman. When I tell you, I've never seen him so lit up and enthusiastic. He was like jumping up and down. It was so cute. It was so fucking cute, like bucketless moment for me.

That's precious.

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