Nicolandria Incorporated: Wednesday, May 6th, 2026

The Toast

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

1. Kim Kardashian makes difficult decision in law journey after multiple failed bar exam attempts (Page Six) (21:15) 2. Blake Lively Made No Money in Justin Baldoni Settlement, But Legal Fight Is Not Quite Over (Variety) (26:14) 3. Travis Kelce Says He 'Can't Wait' for This Element of His Wedding to Taylor Swift (PEOPLE) (31:49) 4. Lizzo Says 'Truth Will Come Out' in Legal Battle, Ready to Testify (TMZ) (41:29) 5. Summer House’s KJ Dillard Reads West Wilson’s Post-Reunion Apology Text to Him Live on Air (US Weekly) (50:48) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (58:54) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning girlies, it's the toast.
0:07.0	It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
0:13.0	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:18.0	We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast.
0:22.6	I sound amazing.
0:24.6	Welcome back to the terst.
0:26.6	How ya durst? It's jerst.
0:28.6	It's jerst and turst on the worst day of the week, I guess.
0:34.6	Is it? Is it the worst day?
0:36.6	No. No. What's today? Wednesday? No. Not even fucking close. I would say, I guess. Is it? Is it the worst? No. No.
0:37.6	What's today?
0:38.1	Wednesday?
0:38.5	No.
0:38.8	Not even fucking close.
0:56.3	I would say, I would argue it's the third best. And the third worst. Correct. Right in the middle. Yeah. Well, happy Wednesday. Did you watch Summerhouse last night? I did. I actually did not watch Summerhouse last night due to my new co-sleeping adventures.
0:55.7	I had to put the boys down with me and I was like, you know what? It's 9.30. I'm
1:02.0	going to like pretend to fall asleep with them and I'm going to go to sleep with them. So it really
1:06.6	doesn't even require a recap. It was such a boring episode. We do have your toasters today. So
1:10.5	that'll be at the end of the episode. But let me say this. What? What are you going to say? We also, in our fifth and final story, there is like summer house news. So if you wanted to like share your thoughts on the episode, which please by all means share them. I actually really don't have thoughts on the episode. I have a couple of thoughts on Watch What Happens Live. Yeah, that's in our fit them by my story. All right. So you know what? I'll just wait. Um, that's a negative
1:30.7	thoughts. We also Happens Live. Yeah, that's in our fifth and final story. All right. So you know what? I'll just wait. Um, so that's negative thoughts.
1:31.0	We also think of your tersters. The tersters are, and you know what's so funny. We go through, it's actually not funny. We go through eras, like people writing in like, is my husband gay? Right now we're in the era of my, like there's two. Is my husband a pedophile or a sex offender?
1:45.3	Stop. Stop. I tried not to choose all, like, dark ones. I actually can't handle it. It's like, it's such a vibe killer to say the least. But like, what do you do if you're going through your husband's nightstand and you find like a secret hidden camera. Like not, it's not set up,
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