June 4, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2010

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke's mom is ready to throw down at the Wait Wait Seattle taping, speaking of throwing down, Mike Pesca shows up to tell the tale of Yuri Foreman, Orthodox Jewish boxer fighting at sundown on Saturday for the jr. middleweight title, and a new segment: Drunk Drivers Jump Their Cars Over The Darndest Things!

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0:00.0	I've got lots of news, good news, it's a little bit of terrible news there, but let's start with the good news.
0:10.0	Okay, well we did it, I've written that there, that's good.
0:14.0	We did it, that's a good news.
0:16.0	Yeah, we did it, so that's something to be proud of.
0:19.0	What's the terrible news?
0:20.0	Ah, just a bit of terrible news.
0:24.0	Remember I invited some embassy officials to see the show.
0:28.0	Well, that was good.
0:29.0	Unfortunately, the play drew a lot of attention to your illegal immigrant status.
0:34.0	So overall, great, yes, but also not great.
0:38.0	So average?
0:42.0	In addition to the good news and the terrible news, there's also some truly awful news.
0:58.0	I don't know if I might call it truly awful news, I mean, yes.
1:04.0	The headline is, we're here to do a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, yes.
1:11.0	That is the news at hand.
1:13.0	It's going to be a heck of a show though, it's episode 572 in a collector's series.
1:20.0	Who have you known?
1:21.0	The Barry Diller and I are working on a whole new approach to media.
1:24.0	Combining all the digital...
1:26.0	God, just let me break.
1:30.0	Oh, that'll happen, that'll happen.
1:33.0	My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 179.
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