June 29, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2010

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Luke was totally wrong about That One Crazy Osama Hunter Guy, Andrew Matson from The Seattle Times explains why he's been waiting his whole life for Shabazz Palaces, and TBTL officially answers the question, which is more gross, human poop or dog poop?

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0:00.0	Hello, hi everybody. I promise I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to just go in and do a little freestanding comedy
0:06.0	And if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim then so be it
0:11.8	Hey
0:13.2	What is a deal with the smart car? How smart is that those things are tiny?
0:18.4	Can you even drive them in traffic? Yeah, I'm so smart equals Fc square. I drive a smart car
0:25.6	That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is kit from night rider night rider. That's a car that can talk
0:32.4	Can smart car talk?
0:34.2	Nope, that's not smart and also Chitty Chitty bang bang very smart and
0:40.5	You everybody can laugh it doesn't have to just be the idiots
0:44.6	TVTL
0:52.6	Hey there everybody
0:54.6	Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL
0:58.4	It is the show that is probably too beautiful to live. Here's my sweet stash. Let's freaking party
1:04.0	I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at
1:07.0	100 and 81 pounds you can't ride in my little red wagon
1:14.8	Day three of
1:17.4	my little red wagon riding and
1:22.2	It's going in the right direction
1:24.2	I'm not saying I'm happy with 181 but
1:27.2	At least we're at least we're moving
1:29.2	In the right direction. We've got a great show for you here on this Tuesday. This is episode 588 in a collector's series
1:36.8	Hi, this is Luke's mom Susie coming tonight on TVTL
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