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Hey there everybody, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition.

TVTL, it is the show that is probably, and today, feeling especially, like it might

be, too beautiful to live.

Sometimes you wear some stretchy pants in your room, he's for fuck.

I'm your host Luke Burbank, this is episode 587 in a collector series.

We have, I mean, even by our normal janky standards, an incredibly high number of technical

challenges that have been, that have had to be sort of surmounted today.

They seemed insurmountable, but now they have in fact been surmounted, at least in as much

as we're talking to you through these microphones and you're hearing it.

So let's just consider that a victory.

Anything that happens after this is gravy, because at least this much of the show has come

together.

We do actually have a kind of fun one in store for you on this Monday.

My name is Luke Vom Foozy coming tonight on TVTL.

A new segment don't hate congratulate today.

The segment revolving around the apparently fireworks sniffing dogs that they are going

to have on Washington State fairies.

In case you wanted to actually buy some fireworks and have some fun on the 4th of July, if

you get on a Washington State fairie, they have a whole team of specially trained dogs

there to sniff out your Roman candles and your piccolo peets and your ground bloom flowers

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