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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

June 24, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2008

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Weekend Recap Extension: Jen's Water Taxi

What not to say to co-workers from Diversityinc.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo, 60 seconds with

0:10.1

the 14th century.

0:11.7

And go!

0:12.7

Hi John Green here from the distant future, I know these may be weird, but they help

0:15.1

me to see better.

0:16.1

The plague is spread by rats, you should try to kill them.

0:18.5

Also the plague itself is like a little miniature animal, it gets inside of your body and

0:21.7

it pones you.

0:22.7

I know this sounds crazy, but if you eat the right amount of the fungus penicillium,

0:25.5

you can kill the plague inside of you.

0:27.4

Generally to prevent the spread of these invisible monsters, you want to wash your hands

0:30.5

and body a lot with water and soap.

0:32.3

Also, weaches don't work.

0:34.2

New subject, science.

0:35.4

The earth is round, the sun is at the center of the solar system, the speed of light is

0:39.3

invariant, the moon is not made of cheese, it's made of rock, it turns out the question

0:44.0

of how many angels you can fit on the head of a pin isn't very interesting, and if you

0:48.6

put a cat inside of a box with poison and you close the box, the cat is both alive and

0:54.1

dead until such a time as you open the box.

0:56.8

Next, the future course of history, if you don't live in Europe or indeed if you don't

1:01.0

know what the word Europe means, you're about to be in big trouble, listen closely peoples

1:05.8

of non-Europe.

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