June 23, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2008

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Luke live from LA: his celebrity sightings

Jamie gives us the final score of the Kickball Championship

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0:00.0	This is TBTL, with Luke Burbank, on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.
0:10.0	I'm Dr. C. Brule with Special Port on living on your Lonesome.
0:16.0	You don't live alone like I do?
0:18.0	Well guess what, there's stuff you can do to make it not be so awful.
0:23.0	Tip number one, spend a lot of your time on Sunday making sandwiches for the rest of
0:29.0	the week, then you're prepared, you're turkey.
0:31.0	The second tip is go to bed early, you doofus.
0:35.0	Because when you're sleeping there's no lonely times.
0:38.0	It's just dreams.
0:39.0	You can make up your own puzzles.
0:45.0	It's not any more complicated than that.
0:50.0	Uh, where are my pants?
0:52.0	Over there, on my hope chest.
0:57.0	Yeah, make me a filet, my lung, or my leg, my jaw.
1:01.0	Oh my gosh, this is so sexy in the city.
1:05.0	There's no f***ing easy way out of this.
1:07.0	Can't feel sorry for ourself, got a f***ing buckle it up and get after it.
1:12.0	Whoa, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes.
1:18.0	Welcome to TBTL, this is Jen Andrews, your producer, and I believe we have Luke on the line,
1:25.0	from LA.
1:26.0	Let me see if I can get him. Luke, are you there?
1:28.0	I am. Hi, Jen. How are you?
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