June 12, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Can we get our fish to mate?

Is it appropriate for Scarlett Johannsen to refer to herself as Barack Obama's "email buddy"?

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.
0:10.6	Looking for something fun to do with your friends?
0:12.8	Track coyotes and when you catch them, always remember they're a great source of meat and protein.
0:17.8	My mom keeps calling me and asking me if I'm gay.
0:20.8	I don't think I'm gay, which do you think is cooler?
0:23.3	An Orca whale fighting a great white shark or a vampire having sex?
0:28.0	We'll never know.
0:29.1	And a compost bin is a great place to store a baby when you're finished with them.
0:32.6	Great day, great day, great day.
0:36.1	Actually, the place just burnt down.
0:38.0	I'm amidst a bunch of rubble lands got a broken leg.
0:41.2	So no news at the bottom of the hour.
0:43.2	Sorry.
0:44.2	And boom goes the dynamite.
0:45.8	Roach, and we're dying.
0:48.0	We don't need roads.
0:51.2	And the thing in that, my boo.
0:54.5	I want to be your boo.
0:56.5	All of a sudden, like, I heard, like, num-nut.
1:00.0	You're sampling the best.
1:08.8	Better than all the rest.
1:12.6	And that's why you enjoy the finer things in life.
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