This is T-B-T-L with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

Where do babies come from? Where do you think they come from?

Well, I think on the store he drops it down and then a hole goes in your body.

There's blood everywhere coming out of your head and then push your belly button

and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig.

Do you find a little baby? That's exactly right.

That was friggin' awesome!

Putting forward questionable reproductive science five nights a week is what we do here.

We call it T-B-T-L. It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm Luke Burbank. I'd be all hosting this program.

Thank you so much for tuning us in.

Alright, here's what we're going to do for the first part of this hour.

We are going to take your phone call.

Oh, hey, hey!

It's of course the time on the show. It happens every couple of weeks when

Jen ages what, five to ten years for every minute of airtime?

Right in there.

Conservatively speaking, what we do is we give out the phone number.

You guys call in. We play this sound effect.

Oh, hey, hey!

And we pick up the telephone and talk to you.

And it doesn't matter what exactly you want to say as long as it's super interesting.

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