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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

July 31, 2009 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2009

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

TBTL Favorite: Live from the back patio (Jen vs. a local bartender)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello there, everyone. Welcome to the third and final hour of the TBTL podcast.

0:06.8

Hi, this is Luke. We're going to get started in a matter of mere seconds. First, though,

0:12.4

a word from your sponsor. AT&T, they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast.

0:19.0

They're just awesome, wonderful peoples, and they're the reason that you get to hear this all for free.

0:24.4

And as you probably well know, well, if you're in the Northwest as you're listening to this podcast,

0:28.8

it's hot out. It's surface of the sun hot. In AT&T, they're not leaving you in the

0:37.4

lurch. I told you last hour about one of their phones, it'll make popsicles, not good popsicles,

0:42.1

not edible popsicles, but popsicles. And they've got another phone, I'm almost positive,

0:48.8

that has a slip-and-slide. It's a tiny compartment in the back, you unhinge it, and then you

0:54.6

unfold a slip-and-slide. And it has a hose, the whole thing. I don't know how they do it. They're

0:59.2

amazing. Hold on. All right. I didn't. Well, look at it. All right, it might be.

1:11.3

All right, so apparently they don't have a slip-and-slide built into the phone. But you can use your AT&T

1:17.3

phone to call your friend, Harold, who has a slip-and-slide. Just make sure it's not a crocodile

1:23.1

mile because those things are pieces of crap. AT&T helping you get through the summer and also,

1:29.2

they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. On the subject of which, here's our number three.

1:53.2

It's like these to really want to have now. That's what I'm talking about.

2:00.8

Welcome back to a Friday night edition of TBTL. It's a TBTL ode to summer, which is

2:09.0

starting to go away on this Friday night. I think it's going to be dark by the time we're finished,

2:13.7

right, Jennifer? And I'm going to put the Seattle weather to the ultimate test. I'm going to see if

2:19.3

I can continue wearing this Archie Bunker-esque white V-neck T-shirt all the way through the show

2:26.4

without getting called. What is it? It's an undershirt. And by its very title, it should be under a

2:34.0

shirt. Wow, this from a person who buys clothing that she rips out of magazines. Sometimes readers

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