Hey, everyone. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

This is Luke. We'll have it for you in just a moment. First, this reminder, though,

that AT&T is the official sponsor of this production.

And they're the reason that you can hear it. Absolutely for free. Isn't that nice of them?

You know, here in Seattle, it's like a thousand degrees.

This whole week, every day, highs between 900 and a thousand degrees.

It's crazy. All of the lakes have evaporated. I saw an older lady's wig spontaneously

combust. It's a really wild time to be alive. And if you work around here, you probably don't

want to be in your office. You probably want to be, you know, somewhere near a rushing river

of glacial water. And you know who's going to help you do that? AT&T because they got these

phones that have so much crazy computer wizardry built into them that you can be somewhere

cool, like maybe under a sprinkler. And you can also be getting your emails and doing all

that work stuff that you're supposed to do. AT&T helping you deceive your bosses since 2009.

Or whenever it is they invented these awesome phones. Also, they're the official sponsor of

the TBTL podcast. Speaking of which, here's our number one.

Hey, this is Luke Burbank. Tonight's TBTL is a best up. So please, don't come down to our

back patio. TBTL is call takers. TBTL is mystery solvers. TBTL is love songers. TBTL is

give backers. TBTL is too beautiful to live on 973 FM Cairo. Back here live at the waterfront

village with my friend, the zombie. Jonathan, you're looking good. Jonathan just got an awesome

face paint job. What do you think? I like turtles. All right, you're great zombie.

It's great to be alive! Celebrated. The world is getting so much cooler.

Look at that Luke smile at his. He had it on his face right to the very end.

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