July 31, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2008

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: Why Luke Loves the Blue Angels

"Girltalk" AwesomeNotAwesome? Interview with Josh Kerns and Intern Sara

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo. These are the warriors.
0:11.0	We know about the warriors. They're heavy outfit. They're from Colney Island.
0:15.0	Warriors? You guys are the big dudes, huh?
0:18.0	Now, they're in the Bronx. We're going back 27 miles behind enemy lines.
0:24.0	See only choice we get?
0:26.0	Between them and safety. Stand 20,000 cops.
0:32.0	And a hundred thousand sworn enemies.
0:34.0	I want them all. I want all the war.
0:38.0	They've got one way out. They've got one chance.
0:43.0	They've got one night. The Warriors.
0:47.0	Here's my sweet stash. Let's freaking party.
0:50.0	Well, all right then.
0:52.0	Welcome to a Thursday night edition of TVTL.
0:56.0	The show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:59.0	That's the great, excellent beginning!
1:02.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank.
1:04.0	Wanging it. A 188.5 pounds.
1:11.0	Regan, please.
1:13.0	Seriously, in the words of Kulio, it's working.
1:17.0	It's almost like not drinking a vat of liquor and eating fast food every night.
1:23.0	It's almost like that does a body good.
1:26.0	Well, what do you know?
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