Hello there, everyone. Welcome to the third and final hour of the TBTL podcast.

Hi, this is Luke. We're going to get started in a matter of mere seconds.

First though, a word from your sponsor. AT&T, they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast.

They're just awesome, wonderful peoples. And they're the reason that you get to hear this all for free.

And as you probably well know, well, if you're in the Northwest as you're listening to this podcast,

it's hot out. It's surface of the sun hot. In AT&T, they're not leaving you in the lurch.

I told you last hour about one of their phones, it'll make popsicles, not good popsicles, not edible popsicles,

but popsicles. And they've got another phone, I'm almost positive, that has a slip-in slide.

It's a tiny compartment in the back, you unhinge it, and then you unfold a slip-in slide.

And it has a hose, the whole thing. I don't know how they do it. They're amazing.

Hold on.

All right. I didn't. Well, look at it. All right, might be.

All right, so apparently they don't have a slip-in slide built into the phone.

But you can use your AT&T phone to call your friend, Harold, who has a slip-in slide.

Just make sure it's not a crocodile mile because those things are pieces of crap.

AT&T helping you get through the summer and also their official sponsor of the TBTL podcast.

On the subject of which, here's our number three.

Good evening. You are tuned to the TBTL time synchronization link.

At the tone, her back standard time will be a little after nine bells. Exactly.

The worst sunburn you'll ever have, taffy-pipers, the babies got a tummy ache, slinky pies, dinosaur cheerleaders,

hairstyles for hobos, smokeable graham crackers. Hey, I found some change in the sofa.

A hopeless sandwich with a despair pickle on the side, dentures for crocodile,

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