Hey, everyone. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

This is Luke. We'll have it for you in just a moment. First, this reminder, though,

that AT&T is the official sponsor of this production.

And they're the reason that you can hear it. Absolutely for free. Isn't that nice of them?

You know, here in Seattle, it's like a thousand degrees.

This whole week, every day, highs between 900 and a thousand degrees.

It's crazy. All of the lakes have evaporated. I saw an older lady's wig spontaneously

combust. It's a really wild time to be alive. And if you work around here, you probably don't

want to be in your office. You probably want to be, you know, somewhere near a rushing river

of glacial water. And you know who's going to help you do that? AT&T because they got these

phones that have so much crazy computer wizardry built into them that you can be somewhere

cool, like maybe under a sprinkler. And you can also be getting your emails and doing all

that work stuff that you're supposed to do. AT&T helping you deceive your bosses since 2009.

Or whenever it is they invented these awesome phones. Also, they're the official sponsor of

the TBTL podcast. Speaking of which, here's our number one. This is Joshua of the Snohomish tent.

I'm only 13 years old, but my friends and I all love TBTL.

Especially now that it's on the FM dial. This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on 97-3 FM,

not 8 AM's for losers. I mean, can I share something with you that I've never shared with

anyone in my life? I would rather you didn't. When I was a child, I had a terrible stutter.

And I was so embarrassed by it that I really spoke in class. The stutter got so bad I was taken

out of my grade and put in the special class held in the boiler room. My only other class

mate was named Gilly. We'd fallen through the eyes as the child was technically dead for 57 minutes.

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