Hello there, everyone. Welcome to the third and final hour of the TBTL podcast.

Hi, this is Luke. We're going to get started in a matter of mere seconds.

First though, a word from your sponsor AT&T. They're the official sponsor of the

TBTL podcast. They're just awesome, wonderful peoples and they're the reason

that you get to hear this all for free. And as you probably well know,

well, if you're in the Northwest as you're listening to this podcast, it's it's hot

out. It's it's surface of the sun hot. In AT&T, they're not leaving you in the

lurch. I told you last hour about one of their phones. It'll make popsicles, not

good popsicles, not edible popsicles, but popsicles. And they've got another

phone, I'm almost positive, that has a slip and slide. It's a tiny compartment

in the back, you unhinge it, and then you unfold a slip and slide. And it has a

hose, the whole thing. I don't know how they do it. They're amazing. Hold on, right?

I didn't. I will look at it. All right, might be. All right, so apparently they

don't have a slip and slide built into the phone, but you can use your AT&T

phone to call your friend, Harold, who has a slip and slide. Just make sure it's

not a crocodile mile because those things are pieces of crap. AT&T helping you get

through the summer and also they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast.

On the subject of which, here's our number three.

You know what I used to eat for breakfast?

Okay. You know what I used to eat for lunch?

Cocaine. What you have to dinner? Was it cocaine?

I will sign your sheets, but you need to know I am not here to service your

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