Hey everyone, welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

This is Luke.

We'll have it for you in just a moment.

First this reminder though, that AT&T is the official sponsor of this production.

And they're the reason that you can hear it.

Absolutely for free.

Isn't that nice of them?

You know here in Seattle, it's like a thousand degrees.

This whole week, every day, highs between 900 and a thousand degrees.

It's crazy.

All of the lakes have evaporated.

I saw an older lady's wig spontaneously combust.

It's a really wild time to be alive.

And if you work around here, you probably don't want to be in your office.

You probably want to be somewhere near a rushing river of glacial water.

And you know who's going to help you do that?

AT&T, because they got these phones that have so much crazy computer wizardry built

into them that you can be somewhere cool, like maybe under a sprinkler.

And you can also be getting your emails and doing all that work stuff that you're supposed

to do.

AT&T, helping you deceive your bosses since 2009, or whenever it is they invented these

awesome phones.

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