Oh, hi there. Welcome to the third hour of the TBTL podcast. This is Luke. We're going to get to the podcast in a moment. First, though, this reminder that AT&T is the official sponsor of this here. Find a little bit of podcastery.

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Alright, let's get to it. Our number three.

That is a sweet looking spice car you got there. What is that man?

There's your buddy TBTL with a 973 car all under the hood. It'll all ask.

How about that ride in? I guess that's what I call it. It's in city.

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack.

But when my sister brought a duck home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one.

So when there were two of us in the wolf pack, I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later.

And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, wait a second, could it be? And now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.

Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine.

So tonight, I'm even toast.

It's just after nine bells, Burbank Standard Time. And that means we've made it to the third and final hour of this Wednesday night edition of TBTL.

The show that's probably too beautiful to live. Well, we've also arrived at night three of this week's special presentation.

That's right. This is the time when we let one of you are listeners, send in five topic ideas.

And we produce one segment each night of the week based on those topics. This was started by a guy named Doug Shrekingost.

And that's what we call the segment.

Yes, producer Doug Shrekingost.

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