Hello, dearies. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast. I'm Luke Burbank. We're going to have that for you in just a second.

First, though, this quick reminder that the TBTL podcast is sponsored by AT&T, they're the official wireless provider of our fine radio show and podcast.

And you know, it costs a lot of money to put this together. You know, we're all doing our part to cut back on expenses.

I've gone out and gotten a paper route to help pay for this podcast.

Well, I didn't really, I didn't get a paper out, but I mean, I get the paper and I've stopped tipping the paper boy at Christmas time.

You know, they give you that little envelope. Like, what are they just giving you an envelope as a gift? No, that's because you're supposed to put a tip in it.

And I've been not doing that. That's my commitment to you. What have you done lately? Well, hopefully what you're going to do is check out AT&T's website, which is AT&T.com.

Or you're going to give them a phone call at 1-866 mobility and look to them for all of your wireless needs.

They're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast and they're just sweet, sweet human beings.

Make sure you check out a store near you. All right, here we go. Our number one of the TBTL podcast.

I love you, honey, buddy. Everybody be cool. This is the TBTL.

Any of you tens, move! And I'll deprecate every Jesus Jesus drinkin' last one out of you.

Well, it is Wednesday, July 22nd. We're so glad you're with us. It's midweek and the world has not come to an end.

It's okay. It's what day? Hump day. Middle of the week. Hump day.

The thing you learn, I've never I've heard of Hump day, but never meaning that when it was the middle of the week.

I mean, it gives me new drink, told you. New up, you know, because that's every for us. It's Thursday.

All right, it's a no, but you know, I never knew it was middle of the week.

And welcome to the show. Well, welcome to all of you.

This is a Wednesday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Are you believein' this over?

I'm having a hard time myself. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at

191 pounds. Hell to the no! Hell to the yes, in fact. Hell to the very yes. And that 191 was this morning.

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