Hello, dearies. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast. I'm Luke Burbank. We're

going to have that for you in just a second. First, though, this quick reminder that the

TBTL podcast is sponsored by AT&T, the official wireless provider of our fine radio show

and podcast. And you know, it costs a lot of money to put this together. You know, we're

all doing our part to cut back on expenses. I've gone out and gotten a paper out to help

pay for this podcast. Well, I didn't really, I didn't get a paper out, but I mean, I get

the paper and I've stopped tipping the paper boy at Christmas time. You know, they give you

that little envelope. Like what are they just giving you an envelope as a gift? No, that's

because you're supposed to put a tip in it. And I've been not doing that. That's my commitment

to you. What have you done lately? Well, hopefully what you're going to do is check out AT&T's

website, which is AT&T.com, or you're going to give them a phone call at 1-866 mobility and

look to them for all of your wireless needs. They're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast

and they're just sweet, sweet human beings. Make sure you check out a store near you. All

right. Here we go. I remember one of the TBTL podcast.

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a little, drink a little, drink drinking. Drunk people are so mel-a-rool, mel-a- mel-a.

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Come on!

Like it, welcome to the magical world of stories where horses can fly and the animals

talk and wishes come true at the blink of an eye.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to a Tuesday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably

too beautiful to live.

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