July 16, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2010
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Vanessa takes a dim view of Luke's plan to not shower or shave for the entire vacation, the Tens speculate on if Luke is or is not balding (spoiler alert! yes, he is), and Michael Ian Black menaces and entertains us in an interview from the TBTL Archives.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Leo, imaginary radio listeners. This is Luke. We're going to get started with today's edition of TBTL in just a moment. |
| 0:07.0 | First though, this reminder that we have a new sponsor for TBTL and it is the new Ford Fiesta. |
| 0:17.0 | This is a sweet ride you guys. It gets great gas mileage up to 40 miles a gallon out there on the freeways. All kinds of awesome technology inside the car. |
| 0:27.0 | Blue tooth. It's perfect, by the way, for listening to each and every edition of TBTL as you're driving along. |
| 0:34.0 | And it's priced at a great price point. It's just over 13,000 bucks to get your hands on the new Ford Fiesta. |
| 0:41.0 | Pagoda loves it. That's why she's meowing in the background. That's a meow of approval. |
| 0:46.0 | If you're in the Seattle area and you'd like to go take a look at one, you could stop by Ford of Kirkland or Ford of Bellevue. |
| 0:52.0 | If you're down in the south end, stop by Corum Ford of Puyallup or Titus Will Ford into coma. |
| 0:58.0 | Or you can go online and actually design your own Ford Fiesta. Just like a mom used to make it. |
| 1:05.0 | That's by going to MyNewFiesta.com. There is a debate raging on the website right now as to if I'm going bald or not based on those photos from MyNewFiesta.com. |
| 1:16.0 | So you've got to take a look. Head over there right now. The new Ford Fiesta. It's a pretty big deal. |
| 1:22.0 | At Proximum, Con William, you're listening to TBTL. |
| 1:34.0 | I'm just going to come right out and say it. Let's do this with a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. |
| 1:40.0 | It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 1:44.0 | It's just calling about the two beautiful to be heard. I can't believe you're still on the air. |
| 1:50.0 | Hey everyone, I'm Luke, your host. This is episode 601 in a collector series. |
| 1:57.0 | Yet another edition of the program that's coming to you from a remote mountain cabin in the inland northwest. |
| 2:03.0 | We're calling these shows TBTL. Rough in it. |
| 2:08.0 | Thanks for joining us today. We've got a good show in store for you. |
| 2:13.0 | We're going up from the TBTL Archives. We'll hear an interview with Mr. Michael Ian Black. |
| 2:19.0 | He came through town years and years ago and he was promoting his book My Custom Van. |
| 2:25.0 | We had him by the studio and I think on the website I described it as the most tense and fun interview I have ever done. |
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