Hey there, friendos. This is Luke. We're going to get to today's edition of TBTL in just one moment.

First though, we've got a big announcement for you. And that is that TBTL now has an official sponsor.

And that sponsor is the new Ford Fiesta.

I've got to tell you, Peeps, I've ridden in one of these bad boys, I've driven one of these bad

boys. I've lived in one of these bad boys, and they are in fact a sweet, sweet ride. They get

really good gas mileage up to 40 miles a gallon if you're out on the freeway. Inside the car,

there's all kinds of cool technology. Of course, it's got Bluetooth. They've also got a special

multi-function display screen, push button start with intelligent access. It's basically like

driving inside of a super intuitive super smart laptop that will also cuddle with you if you've

had a bad day. Okay, maybe not that last part, I made that up, but it'll do just about everything

else. If you're in the Seattle area and you want to check one out in person, you can go to

Ford of Kirkland or Ford of Bellevue. If you're down in the south end, you can check out Quorum Ford

in Puyallup or Titus Will Ford in Tacoma. Or if you want to go check them out online, you can

actually go to the website and design your own Ford Fiesta. Go to mynewfiesta.com where you can

do that and also see all kinds of cool pictures of me driving a new Ford Fiesta with my little buddy,

my pinata named Toro. Go check it out at mynewfiesta.com. The new Ford Fiesta, it's a pretty big deal.

OMG America, you've done it. You've dialed in a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Hey there everybody, I'm your host, Luke

Burbank. This is episode 600 in a collector series. Can you believe it? We made it to six, double,

zero. We've got a real fun show in store for you today. Of course, all the programs this week

and for the next couple of weeks after coming to you from a remote mountain cabin in the inland

northwest, we're calling these shows TBTL Ruffinit and I got the Ruffinit started early this week

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