Journaling, Blue Monday & Salmon Facials

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

There's an awful lot in the news this week... Double lives, Blue Monday (Joanne says this is a PR stunt), a weird salmon-derived facial (Joanne says this is also a PR stunt) and that's before we even get to the celeb rumours you've all been sending!

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0:00.0	He said he doesn't feel well this morning, but he's not burning up.
0:04.0	Maybe you should stay home from school today, just to be safe.
0:07.0	It can be confusing to know when to send your child to school if they say they're poorly.
0:12.0	But if they have a cough, a cold, or even a runny nose,
0:15.0	unless your child has a temperature of 38 degrees or above,
0:18.0	they're usually good to go.
0:20.0	If in doubt, check the NHS school illness guidance for their symptoms to see if they should stay home.
0:25.0	Moments matter. Attendance counts.
0:27.6	Search NHS school illness guidance.
0:30.0	This is a global Player Original Podcast. Welcome to the podcast folk how are you Joe.
0:49.2	John how are you so good to see you guys.
0:53.0	Well, the reason we're being sarcastic is we're just recording back to back today.
0:58.0	A little back to back never hurt anybody.
1:00.0	Never hurt yourself. I have never heard so.
1:10.0	I have never gotten so many compliments about my short hair and every time I have to tell people I'm going along again.
1:13.4	They're like, oh God, the long wasn't great now.
1:16.2	The short looks fantastic and I'm like, yeah, I'm going long again next week,
1:19.2	but thank you very much for your compliment.
1:22.2	That is modern technology the fact that you can switch and
1:26.0	swap like that you know what I mean you can have the best of both worlds and that's what's
1:30.6	great and that's what we would all like, she keeps asking me when I'm getting long hair.
1:35.5	She's like, Mama, when are you getting long hair? She just hates the short hair.
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