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My Therapist Ghosted Me

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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

This week, both Vogue & Joanne have bought something new. Neither have much interest in, or fondness for the thing the other has bought.

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0:00.0

He said he doesn't feel well this morning, but he's not burning up.

0:04.0

Maybe you should stay home from school today, just to be safe.

0:07.0

It can be confusing to know when to send your child to school if they say they're poorly.

0:12.0

But if they have a cough, a cold, or even a runny nose,

0:15.0

unless your child has a temperature of 38 degrees or above,

0:18.0

they're usually good to go.

0:20.0

If in doubt, check the NHS school illness guidance for their symptoms to see if they should stay home.

0:25.0

Moments matter. Attendance counts.

0:27.6

Search NHS school illness guidance.

0:30.0

This is a global Player Original Podcast.

0:37.0

Welcome to the Bonus episode.

0:40.0

Welcome to the Bonus episode.

0:42.0

It's where the therapist goes to me. We're...

0:44.4

Are you sneezing or something?

0:48.0

It's the face that you make before you.

0:54.0

I don't.

0:55.0

I tell you want to intro the pot and she does his face for a second and then she goes into it.

1:00.0

So weird. I just have no, I just have, any level of professionalism makes me deeply uncomfortable.

1:05.4

Three years with it.

1:07.0

I feel like playing diagrams or whatever.

1:09.5

Brian Dobson.

1:11.3

Dobson, yeah. Who would be a heavy hitter in the UK quite a serious person

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