A Clown Is Not An Alibi

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Conan chats with clown Mathew in Australia about working in a multi-generational circus family. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

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0:00.0	Conan O'Brien needs a fan.
0:06.0	Want to talk to Conan?
0:07.4	Visit team cocoa.com slash call Conan.
0:10.7	Okay, let's get started.
0:13.1	Hello, Matthew.
0:14.3	Welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a fan.
0:16.6	Hello, Matthew.
0:17.6	Thanks for having me.
0:18.6	It's nice to be had.
0:20.2	Hi, Matthew. Conan here, and very nice to meet you. Gidey, Matthew. Thanks for having me. It's nice to be had. Hi, Matthew. Conan here, and very nice to meet you.
0:24.2	Gahey, Conan. Good to meet you, too.
0:26.8	Okay, I'm guessing from your accent that you're from Cincinnati.
0:31.1	Yeah, downtown Moscow.
0:36.4	So exactly where are you right now in Australia?
0:40.2	We're in Brisbane at the moment.
0:42.2	Okay.
0:43.1	So lovely, lovely country.
0:45.3	I love your people.
0:47.0	I've always had a wonderful time there.
0:49.1	And I'm excited that you're here.
0:51.7	Tell us a little bit about yourself, Matthew.
0:53.2	What do I need to know about one, Matthew D. Goldie?
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