Welcome one and all to the Late Show. I'm your host, Steven Colbert. Happy Friday, everybody.

Happy Friday, y'all, my friends. It's a big day for so many of the world's religions.

It's right now, it is Good Friday. The start of Passover. We're also in the midst of Ramadan.

So, happy, arama, good, pasadon, over day to you all.

Yes, mix that up. Yeah. Reminds me of that classic joke, a priest, a rabbi, and a mom walk into a bar,

then walk right out because there's supposed to be a church, satire, and or fasting.

Now, the last time the Abrahamic religions all celebrated major festivals on the same day

was over 30 years ago. So, 2020?

For those celebrating Easter,

take some time. For those celebrating Easter, congrats on making it through Lent.

Traditionally, many Catholics use Lent as a time to abstain from all meat except fish.

In fact, McDonald says 25% of their annual filet fish sales happened during the six weeks of Lent.

The other 75% comes when they drench that patty with barbecue sauce and call it a mick rib.

But, same stuff. They drink it up. You can't prove it. You can't prove it's not the same stuff.

They love it. But it turns as a workaround because

Capabera, Beaver, and other aquatic animals count as fish during Lent,

which explains the popularity of the new seafood restaurant Long John Beavers.

Here's how it started. Back in the 16th century, the Vatican granted the Venezuelan church

request that Capabera be counted as fish, not meat for Lent in purposes because there were semi-aquatic,

strong swimmers, and had sort of webbed feet, which means it's also technically okay to eat aquaman.

And now, I'm not sure what that sound was, I was either being upset or great longing.

Now, it's time for a late-show idiot update. You see,

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