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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Hugh Laurie | Sank You, Next

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Ukraine appears to have sunk the same Russian warship that threatened soldiers on Snake Island at the beginning of Putin’s invasion, and Stephen isn’t buying Elon Musk’s claim that he wants to buy Twitter to support the ideal of free speech. Meanwhile… Stephen can relate to news that Kim Kardashian’s over-the-top look at the Met Gala made it impossible to reach her phone when future flame Pete Davidson tried to give her his number. Next, Hugh Laurie reads all 57 of the ‘Thank You’ notes he mailed Stephen after receiving a gift from our host in 2016. Catch Hugh in the fantastic new series, “Why Didn’t They Ask Evans?”, streaming now on BritBox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Thanks everybody. Welcome, one and all in here, out there, down here, up there, to the

0:09.8

late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen, it's just a beautiful

0:17.5

day. Yeah. Just a beautiful day here in New York City, the big city of dreams, the city

0:23.8

that never sleeps rested a little bit easier last night because yesterday the NYPD arrested

0:29.0

Subway Shooter Suspect Frank James after a guy. He was nice, don't be worry about your kids

0:36.1

in the subway or anything. They arrested him after they got a tip on its crime stoppers

0:41.1

hotline. You know the number, 800-588-2300, crime stop. That is not the number. Whoever

0:53.5

made the call as a hero who stands up to receive up to a $50,000 reward, right? Unfortunately,

1:00.4

it is unclear who alerted the police because there were scores of calls and an array of people

1:06.6

took credit for turning him in. Plus, to collect the award, you had to be the 19th caller

1:11.6

and say the phrase that pays. Crime stoppers is a New York's number one crime stoppin' hotline

1:15.9

stoppin' crimes from the 80s, 90s, and today, blah, blah, blah, blah. One person, one person

1:24.7

claiming to have dropped a dime on James is 21-year-old Zach Tahan, a security camera technician

1:31.9

who was working in a store nearby when he saw James through one of the security cameras.

1:37.8

You hear that MTA? Cameras work so much better when they work.

1:43.7

At all. 800-588-2300.

1:51.7

Now Tahan is a Syrian immigrant who is observing Ramadan and he became a social media sensation

1:58.4

last night with his explanation of how he helped nab the suspect.

2:03.3

I say, you know what? We need to catch this guy. And I was working and I got to him.

2:07.3

God, thank God. People think I'm crazy, like, maybe think people I am in drag, but I'm not.

2:12.4

I'm faster.

2:14.4

Yeah. He's just fasting. Makes you a little, can make you a little loopy when you're fasting.

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