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🗓️ 19 April 2022
⏱️ 35 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by EA Sports with PlayStation 5. |
0:04.2 | Get closer with EA Sports FC 24. |
0:06.9 | Closer to 30 leagues, 700 teams and 19,000 fully licensed players. |
0:12.1 | Closer to football with game-changing high-permotion of the technology. |
0:15.9 | Closer than ever to the world's game. |
0:18.1 | Playful November 1st to become a founder and get exclusive benefits in EA Sports FC 24 and beyond. |
0:24.8 | Visit easports.com slash FC to learn more. |
0:28.4 | Rated Peggy Free. |
0:30.4 | Welcome, one and all, to the late show, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:41.4 | And I, uh, do you have a lovely weekend? |
0:46.4 | Oh, yeah. |
0:47.4 | I hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend. |
0:49.9 | This one was extra special because it was Easter Passover, Ramadan, and a full moon. |
0:55.4 | So it was an extra, extra busy time for interfaith werewolves. |
1:00.9 | Um, down though, the White House, they celebrated today with the first Easter egg roll since the pandemic started. |
1:08.9 | And it's so nice we can gather again and watch the children safely have their egg race while we gamble big money on fan duel. |
1:16.9 | Let's go, Pink Jacket! Come on, Pink Jacket! |
1:20.9 | If I don't pay the Easter Bunny, he's gonna come take my thumbs, Pink Jacket! |
1:25.9 | Get your head in the game! Come on! |
1:28.9 | Baby, go! Run for the roses, come on! |
1:34.9 | Now, I have a lot of money. |
1:40.9 | I have a lot of people a lot of money, John. |
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