Jordan’s Drag Name | And William’s Silver Spoon
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
William’s giddy after finding a silver spoon (and no, it wasn’t in his mouth), whereas Jordan is left rueing missed opportunities after failing to get ahead of the competition and invest in a padel court. The boys also tackle a new word from Urban Dictionary and stumble across the perfect drag name for our Jord.
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| 0:00.0 | There's lots of very funny dilemmas coming your way in just a moment. |
| 0:06.6 | You can watch every episode of Help I Sexed My Boss too. |
| 0:10.1 | From Jordan's attempts to be a YouTuber back in 2010, seriously, the second-hand embarrassment |
| 0:15.2 | is real, to William's reaction to seeing a fanny for the first time. |
| 0:19.6 | There are so many brilliant moments that you need to see. |
| 0:23.0 | Search for help I texted my boss on YouTube and hit subscribe so you don't miss an episode. |
| 0:34.0 | Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week, |
| 0:41.1 | random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, |
| 0:44.3 | and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G&D. |
| 0:47.5 | As you doing much this weekend, my sweet. |
| 0:49.3 | Well, I've got another one of the English Manors' Dining Hedicket Masterclasses. |
| 0:52.7 | Oh, I'd love to come along to them one day. |
| 0:55.2 | You don't have to ask. No one ever. Sorry, that was fair much. I've been fully booked for the last four years. Well, fair enough. And you know what? I know, you've turned that business. I'm really proud of it. No, I haven't turned it around. It was doing very well before I took it over. No, you've put, don't be modest. You've took it to next level. Congrats. Thank you very much. What are you doing this weekend? So you'll love this. Sushi. Maureen next door. Oh, she got around for drinks, isn't she? Yeah. So she slipped a note through the door, let a head of paper like the one you got me. You see, I would now. I don't want to be rude tomorrow, but I still would have posted it because I think it's nice because then people know that you use first class stamps. She lives next door. Yes. Because, yeah. You know I posted wedding invitations to our neighbours who lived in the same building. Are you joking? Because I think it's nice for them to know. Oh, for God's sake. You are. Anyway, so she went, she didn't, because she kept set, because I saw, you know, I helped, we helped to we're shopping because she had her arm. So she kept saying, we need to get some, her arm bless. And she said, need to get some, um, dating. So I really like this. She put a little letterhead of paper through the door. Yeah. Said, cocktails on the balcony. Gave us a time. It was an option. I was like, yes. So I'm having cocktails. We mooring tomorrow. She's lovely. She's sweet. Cute. So, really, really sweet lady. |
| 2:19.0 | Her husband died a few years ago. |
| 2:19.9 | I hope she doesn't mind me saying. |
| 2:21.2 | She's really lovely. |
| 2:21.7 | So, yeah. |
| 2:22.5 | Oh. |
| 2:24.5 | What cocktail is she going to make? |
| 2:25.5 | I don't know, actually. |
| 2:26.1 | Don't know. And then I got paddle on Sunday. |
| 2:28.0 | We should have invested in some paddle courts. |
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