Help He’s Fist Deep In My Mum | And William Parkours?!
Help I Sexted My Boss
Audio Always
4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Who on earth could possibly go to the gym and lose only ONE of their shoes? Who has taken up parkour with aplomb? Who is missing out on a trip to Benidorm with the lads?
Find out all the answers and more as William and Jordan solve your dilemmas, involving what you should wear in a nightclub and how to get over walking in on your boyfriend getting intimate with your mother.
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| 0:00.0 | There's lots of very funny dilemmas coming your way in just a moment. |
| 0:06.6 | You can watch every episode of Help I Sexed My Boss too. |
| 0:10.1 | From Jordan's attempts to be a YouTuber back in 2010, seriously, the second-hand embarrassment |
| 0:15.2 | is real, to William's reaction to seeing a fanny for the first time. |
| 0:19.6 | There are so many brilliant moments that you need to see. |
| 0:23.0 | Search for Help I Sexed My Boss on YouTube and hit subscribe so you don't miss an episode. |
| 0:34.1 | Hello and welcome to Help I Sexed My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, |
| 0:41.0 | answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas. |
| 0:45.9 | Like, what should you do when your partner starts giving you a randy smirk? |
| 0:50.3 | Or, how do you tell a thief, the bag they've stolen from you contains nothing but a dead dog. |
| 0:54.7 | We've all been there. |
| 1:10.7 | And what should you do if you've accidentally sexed your boss? But we're not your usual solution sluts, are we, William Hansen? No, we're not, Jordan North. I'm more etiquette for eating peas. You're more Princess and the Pea. Very true. I don't get that. That's from Jade. Princess and the P one of my favorite fables |
| 1:12.8 | Do you not do that? |
| 1:14.4 | I do the P. Very true. I don't get that. That's from Jade. Princess and the P, one of my favourite |
| 1:12.2 | fables. Did you not do that? I do remember. Is that where... She slept on top of multiple |
| 1:17.3 | different mattresses and there was a one little P at the bottom of the, and because she was so |
| 1:23.4 | sort of highly strung and Princess-like, even under 40 mattresses, she could still feel the pee, and then they discovered it was a pee and they moved it, and then she could sleep well, I think. What's the one with Rumpel Stoltskin? Well, that's a totally different, that's Rumpel Stiltskin. That's a totally different fable. What's the one where he turns a hair, so is a |
| 1:45.3 | hair into gold? Rumpel's Diltkin. Oh, it's the only fable I know, I think. Ruponzel, or do you mean Rapunzel? No, Rapunzel let down her hair, didn't she? Rapunzel, repunzel, led down your hair. That was the saying |
| 1:59.0 | from it. It was, yes. |
| 2:01.0 | Yeah. It's the quote. |
| 2:02.8 | William could do that. |
| 2:04.1 | Ben, can we just talk about down your hair. That was the saying from it. It was. Yes. Yeah. It's the quote. William could do that. |
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