Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse - Arizona's Shady Recount | Michelle Zauner

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Trevor highlights the GOP's ouster of Rep. Liz Cheney, Jordan Klepper examines a wild 2020 election audit in Arizona, and musician Michelle Zauner discusses her book "Crying in H Mart" and her album "Jubilee." Donate at http://www.dailyshow.com/TherapyAid to support the Therapy Aid Coalition's efforts in providing training and compensation to volunteer psychotherapists so people impacted by national crises can receive quality mental health care and support. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.1	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.7	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:09.9	Today is Wednesday, May 12th,
0:12.5	and congratulations to all of the new members of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
0:16.4	including Tina Turner, Foo Fighters, and Jay Z.
0:20.1	And I know a lot of people are saying Jay Z is a hip-hop artist
0:23.3	and doesn't belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but guys, that's some bullshit, all right?
0:27.4	I mean, people haven't made Rock and Roll music since like 1974.
0:30.9	You want to stay relevant? You got to evolve.
0:33.2	Kind of like how the history channel used to be straight history,
0:36.1	and now it's just random weirdos trying to find ghosts.
0:38.9	That ain't history, but I'm watching.
0:41.4	Anyway, on tonight's show, we meet the woman who's hoarding vaccines in her body.
0:46.0	Jordan Klepper recounts the votes in Arizona, and the GOP gets a makeover.
0:51.7	So, let's do this, people.
0:53.6	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:58.2	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
1:02.8	This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Known.
1:06.3	Here's a dish.
1:09.2	All right, y'all, let's kick things off in Texas.
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