The Escalating Israel-Palestine Conflict | J Balvin
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2021
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | Ow! |
| 0:05.6 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:06.8 | I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:10.4 | Today is Tuesday, May 11th. |
| 0:13.4 | And I just want to say congratulations to Tim Teebo on getting another shot at the NFL. |
| 0:19.3 | He tried quarterback for the Broncos, he tried quarterback for the Jets, and now he's back |
| 0:23.7 | in football as a tight end, because the important thing is that Tim Teebo gets as many chances |
| 0:29.2 | as he needs. |
| 0:30.2 | So if it doesn't work out as a tight end, he can try running back, or wide receiver, |
| 0:34.2 | or hell, he can just be the actual ball, just as long as that ball isn't thrown by |
| 0:38.2 | Colin Kaepernick. |
| 0:39.8 | Anyway, on tonight's show, cryptocurrency is soaring into space. |
| 0:44.1 | New York City might join the Yang Gang, and for some reason, we weighed into the Israel |
| 0:48.6 | Palestine conflict. |
| 0:50.2 | So, let's do this, people. |
| 0:52.1 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:56.8 | Some Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world. |
| 1:01.4 | This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 1:04.8 | Here's edition. |
| 1:05.8 | All right, let's kick things off with the big entertainment news about the Golden Globes, |
| 1:13.0 | a great honor for actors, and a huge insult to flat earthes. |
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