If You Don't Know, Now You Know - Ransomware in the U.S. | Frank Luntz & Thuso Mbedu

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Ransomware attacks pose a growing threat to the U.S., Frank Luntz discusses getting people vaccinated via the power of language, and actor Thuso Mbedu talks about "The Underground Railroad." Donate at http://www.dailyshow.com/TherapyAid to support the Therapy Aid Coalition's efforts in providing training and compensation to volunteer psychotherapists so people impacted by national crises can receive quality mental health care and support. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.4	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:07.2	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:10.6	Today is Thursday, May 13th.
0:13.9	Maybe my favorite day of the year,
0:16.2	because the CDC has just announced that fully vaccinated people
0:20.3	no longer need to wear masks or social distance, baby.
0:24.2	Woo!
0:25.8	Man, and I'm so happy.
0:27.1	I'm happy that the CDC has finally come out with some clear,
0:30.3	simple guidelines.
0:32.4	Yeah, you got your vaccine.
0:33.7	You can chill unless you're like swarmed in a moshpit or something,
0:36.6	but I'm not going into a moshpit, so I'm going to be fine.
0:38.9	Now I can hang out with my friends.
0:40.4	I can tell all my friends, come over and let's hang out.
0:43.1	Instead of come over and hang out,
0:45.0	as long as we're from no more than two different households,
0:47.4	and at least three of us are vaccinated,
0:49.2	and also we're just on Zoom.
0:50.8	This is way better.
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