Joke's Funny, Audience Sucks feat. George Wallace
Race Wars
Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
4.1 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2015
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs. |
| 0:03.6 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:05.2 | Harry's, man. |
| 0:05.9 | You know what we're talking about with all Harry's razors. |
| 0:07.8 | Oh, I will tell Harry's. |
| 0:09.0 | First of all, I still use mine. |
| 0:10.5 | I know you use yours. |
| 0:11.4 | And you know what I use it on to do? |
| 0:12.3 | My eyebrows. |
| 0:13.3 | Do you? |
| 0:13.8 | You're a hairy beast. |
| 0:14.6 | Because I got a beard coming and put my neck and eyebrow hair is so intense. And then like, by the way, I don't, I don't really use shaving cream for that. |
| 0:21.8 | You know, I just bear razor to my skin. |
| 0:23.7 | With the hair raise the razor. |
| 0:24.7 | Yeah, it works great, dude. |
| 0:25.7 | It's still cutting short, man. |
| 0:27.1 | The razor is the best. |
| 0:28.1 | It's only $15, but you get $5 off |
| 0:30.1 | who have you used the promo code, |
| 0:31.2 | race wars. |
| 0:32.2 | Two separate words, race wars. Race Wars. $10 from month of shaving, dude. We get all the lotions and shaving cream. |
| 0:38.5 | You get the gel, the shaving cream, you get the razors, you get the razors. |
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